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EPL Round 32: The Tao of Andy
By: Lucas |A Taoist proverb tells us “To bend like the reed in the wind, that is the real strength.” I would like to revise it to read “To bend like Andy Reid in injury time, that is real awesome.”
Andy Reid opened his Wearside account today at the Stadium of Light, with a goal [...]
EPL Round 31: Aston Villa FC vs Sunderland AFC
By: Lucas |Just fell out of bed, wondering who emptied their septic tank in my mouth while I was asleep. Off to the pub now to watch the match, I’ll have more to write later.
EPL Round 30: Sunderland AFC vs Chelsea FC
By: Lucas |The lineup, it is a-changin’
Carlos Edwards is back in the squad for Sunderland today and starting against big bad Chelsea. Also making a reappearance after some time is Irishman Roy O’Donovan. No Kieran Richardson in the squad though (and I just put him back in my fantasy team, HA HA HA HA HAAAAfuck).
For [...]
EPL Round 29: Sunderland AFC vs Everton FC
By: Lucas |A day late, and a dollar short,
And I ain’t got a match report.
Because the game, I did not see,
So take it from those who know better than me:
Ten To Go
By: Lucas |Sunderland’s season now has ten games remaining; ten games to get the results necessary to ensure their EPL survival. Last week’s hugely disappointing draw at Derby represented probably our last best chance to win on the road, and SAFC were able to manage approximately jack shit against the league’s worst team (possibly in the [...]
EPL Round 28: Derby County FC vs Sunderland AFC
By: Lucas |Kieran Richardson is back in the lineup again, giving Roy Keane what looks like his best hoped-for starting XI for the rest of this season: Noz, Higginbotham, Bardsley & Evans in front of Gordon; Andy Reid & Deano with Kieran in the middle with Chops and Murphy playing on the wings with Kenwyne lonely up [...]






