Merry Christmas! let’s open presents for SAFC

By: Stephen | December 25th, 2009

I was looking the Christmas Tree, and didn’t see any of my gifts to the players of Sunderland. And that’s when I realized that Santa is real! Ok, so I’m too old to believe in Santa, but still I think my fellow Sunderland players need presents.

Darren Bent An England call up. Because we all know that he’s the best striker in England, and is being shafted

Steve Bruce the idiots guide to playing on the road in the EPL. For all his talent, and coaching ability, he can’t seem to win on the road this year.

Niall Quinn Wins over all his former teams, and the ability to keep Crapcastle to lose the rest of their games.

Lorik Cana a tackle that won’t get him a card.

Goalkeepers Health. I love Fulop and Gordon, but they need to be healthy at the same time.

Defenders The ability to stop goals from the top clubs. It’s ok to beat Liverpool, but they aren’t a top club right now.

Yes you are seeing very few gifts given out this year, because with the global economy still being so poor (I won’t get into that debate) I can’t get everyone a gift, but I give them my support and blogs every year!

Oh and Merry Christmas folks!

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  • iphonekoenig |  January 2nd, 2010 at 11:39 am

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    thanks for this – happy holidays :D

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  • wrecked 'em |  January 26th, 2010 at 3:48 am

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    Uh, try watching American football, jackasses! And if you think you can ride high because of the “British Invasion” back in the sixties, think again. The UK will eventually have to pay for releasing the Spice Girls on the world. Over and Out.

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  • Nickolas Versteegh |  March 25th, 2010 at 9:59 pm

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