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EPL Round 36: Sunderland AFC vs Middlesbrough FC
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Second-half substitute Daryl Murphy is the hero today, heading home from a Grant Leadbitter corner in the 92nd minute to give Sunderland a thrilling 3-2 win over local rivals Middlesbrough. The win moves Sunderland to 13th in the table with 39 points - and more importantly guarantees that they will not be relegated this [...]
Tags: Afonso Alves, Danny Higginbotham, Daryl Murphy, English Premier League, Kenwyne Jones, Michael Chopra, Middlesbrough, Sunderland, Team News, TuncayEPL Round 33: Fulham FC vs Sunderland AFC
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Suddenly Sunderland are road warriors, with their second straight win away from the Stadium of Light. Danny Collins, Michael Chopra and Kenwyne Jones were all on target as they sent poor little Team America (fuck yeah) closer to oblivion with a 3-1 win at Craven Cottage.
Sitting now 10 points clear of danger with 5 [...]
Category: English Premier LeagueEPL Round 32: The Tao of Andy
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A Taoist proverb tells us “To bend like the reed in the wind, that is the real strength.” I would like to revise it to read “To bend like Andy Reid in injury time, that is real awesome.”
Andy Reid opened his Wearside account today at the Stadium of Light, with a goal [...]
EPL Round 31: Aston Villa FC vs Sunderland AFC
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Just fell out of bed, wondering who emptied their septic tank in my mouth while I was asleep. Off to the pub now to watch the match, I’ll have more to write later.
EPL Round 30: Sunderland AFC vs Chelsea FC
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The lineup, it is a-changin’
Carlos Edwards is back in the squad for Sunderland today and starting against big bad Chelsea. Also making a reappearance after some time is Irishman Roy O’Donovan. No Kieran Richardson in the squad though (and I just put him back in my fantasy team, HA HA HA HA HAAAAfuck).
For [...]
EPL Round 29: Sunderland AFC vs Everton FC
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A day late, and a dollar short,
And I ain’t got a match report.
Because the game, I did not see,
So take it from those who know better than me:
Ten To Go
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Sunderland’s season now has ten games remaining; ten games to get the results necessary to ensure their EPL survival. Last week’s hugely disappointing draw at Derby represented probably our last best chance to win on the road, and SAFC were able to manage approximately jack shit against the league’s worst team (possibly in the [...]
EPL Round 28: Derby County FC vs Sunderland AFC
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Kieran Richardson is back in the lineup again, giving Roy Keane what looks like his best hoped-for starting XI for the rest of this season: Noz, Higginbotham, Bardsley & Evans in front of Gordon; Andy Reid & Deano with Kieran in the middle with Chops and Murphy playing on the wings with Kenwyne lonely up [...]
Category: English Premier LeagueEPL Round 27: Portsmouth FC vs Sunderland AFC
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Good morning, Mackems. Yes, morning. As in AM. As in Six-thirty-in-the. This is what my life is thanks to Sunderland AFC: I get out of bed earlier on the weekends than during the week.
I’m a little groggy this morning: I have not had any caffeine yet (I just ground up the [...]
Stuff. Rumors. Items. Sheep.
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Some items and rumors to keep you busy while you wait another week for the next Sunderland match. You could also kill time by helping police find these dastardly hooligans.
Tags: English Premier League, FA Cup, FA Youth Cup, Heerenveen, hooligans, Kieran Richardson, Lakes District, Martyn Waghorn, Michael Bradley, Portsmouth, Roy Keane, sheep, Sunderland, team bonding, Team News, Transfers
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